Do you know the one about the man with the tangerine on his head? That's *bad*...

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marry her.

why is that the only joke I can think of?

A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time later, he saw a lawyer with a briefcase on the side of the road and aimed his truck at him. At the last second, he thought of the priest with him and realized he couldn't run over the lawyer, so he swerved, but he heard a thump anyway. Looking back as he drove on, he didn't see anything. He began to apologize for his behavior to the priest. "I'm sorry, Father. I barely missed that lawyer at the side of the road."

But the priest said, "Don't worry, son. I got him with my door."

-and I have never heard that joke with lawyer before. where I come from its indian, which I guess is pretty racist and horrible.

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say something worthwhile.

There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.
So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.

Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked.
The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.
"You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph.
Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.
She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.
She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?"
The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog."

I know its mean and that there are some very intelligent blondes, but its a bad joke and it made me laugh.

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Ceci n'est pas une autographe...

Hey, that is pretty racist and horrible. Do people hate indians in Canada? (Mind you, Americans would probably be substituted for the lawyer by a load of people. But that's not racism. That's intelligent. )

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Ceci n'est pas une autographe...

That's a great one. What other good blonde jokes do you have?

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Ceci n'est pas une autographe...

well I don't hate indians and I have a quite a few native friends.

but do we make fun of them? all the time.

I don't know why, I guess it and the lawyer thing are kinda similar. no one REALLY hates lawyers, but you know.

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i think sarah told us earlier about a man with an orange on his head. noone laughed except at her...

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